


Daniel Saint (via story-dj)


Kiss me with your mouth wide open, I want to learn the molecular imprint of your insides.
Kiss me with your eyes closed, I want our eyelashes to hold hands.
It’s okay if your hands are trembling. Mine are, too. I bet the stars are jealous of how we shake and burn.
Azra.T “The Science of Kissing (And How It’s Not A Science At All)” (via 5000letters)
For those of you who have a moral objection to uttering the words “President Trump”, my friends and I have compiled a list of alternative titles for you to use :
Oompa Loompa in Chief
Cheeto Benito
The Philanderin’ Mandarin
Jackass-o-lantern
Trumplestiltskin
Agent Orange
Largemouth Ass
Creep Throat
King Leer
Der Groepenfuehrer
The White Pride Piper
Lex Loser
The Hair Apparent
Drumpfster Fire
Shartnado
Citizen Vain
Bigly Smalls
A Cockwork Orange
The Shithead of State
Captain KKKangaroo
Fanta Claus
Hair Force One
Bitchie Rich
Confounding Father
Putin on the Ritz
Feel free to contribute more!
