don't call me baby

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onigatito:

aww do you feel dead inside too? we should be friends lol

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theghosteggart:

Star crossed lovers 💫💫

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biodegrade:

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

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madame-du-beaucaire-deactivated: So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

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le–marquis–de–beauvoir:
yourladyindank:
Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly
This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world.
And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD
You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious
STOP IT I’M DEAD

NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD
I laughed harder at this than was necessary.

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